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THIS IS THE QUESTIONS THREAD. NO PORN. From this point onward, these will be questions for the Soul Raver Podcast! Do not expect postcount ++ from this thread, because after all shows, we delete questions and post a link to the recent podcast.

Please go to http://show.soulraver.net/to view the latest shows and download older ones. We like to refer to them as "classics", but there may be more appropriate terms.


An Appropriate FAQ by the Devs:

Q: What kind of questions should I ask?
A: Any that you can think of, honestly. Personal, game and random questions are all game. But please, no random bullshit. We have to read through this during the actual show.

Q: Will my questions be skipped?
A: Only if they're too dumb to answer, if we're very short on time and you're the last question, or if they've already been answered.

Q: Statements; yes or no?
A: We don't encourage it, but feel free to add your commentary about the game, such as "This sucks/this is great". But be verbose; no spamming.

Q: How do you type with boxing gloves, TAC?
A: Shut up.

THERE IS TO BE NO DISCUSSION OF QUESTIONS IN THIS THREAD. FEEL FREE TO START AN APPROPRIATE THREAD IF NECESSARY, BUT DO NOT DISCUSS QUESTIONS IN HERE. STATEMENTS ARE ALLOWED, BUT NOT STRONGLY ENCOURAGED. DO NOT CONSUME WITH ALCOHOL. MAY CAUSE LIVER FAILURE.

http://show.soulraver.net/soulshow19.mp3

13 minute show. And this show was delayed like 2-3 weeks. There were so few questions. It would've been even shorter if I didn't read Faerie's large post word for word (sort of). But there you go, a solo show by me.

Video shows, please?

FUCK YOU. >.> Actually, if TAC wants to do shows like that, he can, I guess. None of the rest of us have webcams, I think.

EDIT: EL does, actually.

Can we record those shows for posterity, though?

I think sbf recorded a little bit of one of them.

Damnit EL! Don't do that. It takes me like 30 extra seconds of.... "SBF.... hmmm..... sbf.... yeahh...." before I get to the point of "Oh fuck! SBF = TAC"

I request a profanity filter that auto turns 'sbf' into 'tac.'

Who is TAC? ???

(Sorry NCS, couldn't resist)

Seeing as player participation with the exception of you, Sukie, Wilson, DS, and IA is pretty much 0... Well, the shows are canceled again until further notice. I don't expect them to pick back up until we release and advertise for beta.

FSM? He's on quite a bit (or at least doing SR-related things).

Plus...WOOT! You said that my player participation is NOT 0! Do you know those kids who suck at soccer but still play soccer when they are young? And because they suck so bad, all they get is a "participation" trophy? I want one of those.

Errr, yeah, forgot to mention TFSM. Still! That's not a lot of people. And none of you are really posting of the questions. Once beta gets done, maybe we'll have a surge of popularity like TH did/like we had at the start.

And then what is the purpose of this?

Uh, that's been there for awhile. And apparently no one's had questions, so what are we supposed to answer?

If you aren't going to have shows, why would you keep that around?

Laziness. Why remove it? It will raise awareness of it. Also, it will be useful eventually.

None of us have questions because we've been around for so long, nothing much new has come out, and we follow pretty well. So nothing much to ask =/.

But I still think there should be a video show where TAC, Satan, Bizkut, EMD, and EL all simultaneously have a cinnamon eating contest. Winner gets a prize! :).

EL would so win :D.

Good luck convincing EMD to participate. She really doesn't like sharing her looks or voice with the rest of us internet users.

If you can convince her to make a video of herself, you'll have earned yourself a trophy.

Since you need questions...

Why, under the coupon hippy's shop, does it say "Sorry, that's not a store, or you don't have access to it."? Is it some crazy inside joke that I missed?

That's, uhh, yeah, an inside joke. >.>


<.<

>.> Bizkut, was it me or you who did that >.> I'll go check it out. Hmmm. Looks fine to me now, maybe you already fixed it.

Yeah, I got it, you missed an else.

Aw you poor cherubs with no questions. I was going to ask some but i thought they'd all be stupid. But as stupid is (debatably) better than none here we go:

1. Who is you guys? like where did you come from?

2. When will turn limits be introduced so we can compete with botter-bastards?

3. Will any of the radio shows ever have your voices at the same volume?

4. I want a nice thing for christmas, and I should be able to keep it in beta. Christmas is always a time of "HA! I was there and you're a noob. Suck it." Pleaseyplease?

5. Can we at one point go stupidly far back in time and fuck apes to start the human race?

6. Why did you decide time travel? I mean it's a cool idea but how did that=kinda sequel to KoL. Or maybe not the sequel but I mean, how did this evolve from a thing in KoL forums. Can you get me a link to the original thread?

7. Will Sweden in California have any relation to Sweden in Sweden? i.e. hot blonde chicks, vodka, crazy men in boiler suits and tophats dancing round my old headmaster, lichen, people with silly names, vikings OH MY GOD! time travel, vikings, sweden. yea? but no. Anyway carrying on people called Sven, high levels of R&D funding, urban myths about high suicide rates. Oooh fjords? Enough now.

8. How much time do you spend on this a week?

9. How many accounts play daily? are most just placeholders for when this game gets real?

10. Is ten questions enough for now? Noooo I'm frikkin bored.

11. Someone in the content thread said about bands instead of unions. I thought that was much more collegey, so even if unions are still gonna be unions can we have bands aswell? err for... errr.. clan dungeons! except it will be union gigs. And all sorts of hilarious mishaps will occur. "Oh no, Freddy," He's our drummer! "has become incapacitated" he's our drummer! "after trying to fit my head up his arse" he's our drummer! "what are we going to do?"

12. Can PvP please be a bit more interesting than bar-brawls. I think rather than physically fighting it should just be about popularity (which of course is ALL that matters) obviously Jocks can gain popularity by jew-bashing but everyone else has to be more subtle.

13. Stereotypes please! pevert P.E. teachers, creepy old janitor, cool hot science teacher sells pot and shags you, hottest student turns out to be an alien/have both sets of genitalia/be a midget inside a robot

And on that lucky number I'll shut up.
I'd probably better actually listen to the show now.

Woo questions. I'm not sure what we should do with these. There's 13 questions. We could do a show... Or a few of us could answer them on the actual SR radio and have it recorded that way... Maybe... Iono, I'll ask tonight if the rest of them don't see this.

Video show =/?

Here's some more questions.

1. Can't we have the scaling monsters be a little easier to defeat? I have to deduct 200k+ HP from the scaling monsters while doing a few hundred of damage each time.

2. The account: ROLLOVER MESSAGE, is it broken?

3. Why is Fyriole's name still red in chat when he's no longer dev?

4. What about removing players who haven't logged on from like... April 29th?

5. Will we have to re-register when beta rolls in?

6. Create a very hidden easter egg link for us to find?

7. Will EMD ever show herself on the shows? If not, why?

8. Satan, are you even working on Christmas content?

9. How many accounts are there minus the multis?

10. Why is there a hidden command?

11. What happened to Documentation?

12. What's the point of the goat adventure?

13. Will M's Anti Ray be moved on to Beta?

Most of those have been answered. But we shouldn't answer them now. So.... satan... stay out!

Actually, most of Chu's haven't been answered. But meh. That's 26 questions. More than we've had in a very long time :/ Still waiting to ask the team, they skipped the meeting last night >.>

Chu, 8 is Yes but it is unoriginal. 12 is that someone was being foolish.

Here:
-How much work in left on the chat?
-Any other content planned for the Northern beach?
-When will additional union functions be released?

Okay, we might actually be doing a show tonight. If you've got any more questions, drop them now. This might be the only one for awhile :P

It should be live, as well, if Ican figure it out, that is.

Live or podcast?

Who will be involved?

<<<< Also, check it out, EMD loves me!

I'm afraid, since you asked those questions in the question thread, we're not allowed to answer them here. Find out in the show. Bitch. Also iono what you're referring to with the EMD thing, she obviously hates you >.>

Pssh.. she drew me a pic of her hugging me, she obviously loves me >_>. If she drew herself and you, you'd obviously be at the bottom of a pit starving with her laughing at you from above.

EMD!

Draw this!

I would never do that. How would she stay alive forever in the pit if I didn't give her food >.>

That doesnt make ANY sense at all.

Huh? There is confusion in this pit. Who is starving and who is laughing?

Also, nice application of the blur effect, NCS. ;P (semi-sarcastic, kind of like lovable sarcasm) Oh no! We're chatting in the question thread again.

You are laughing, satan is starving, hehe.

::chat chat chat::

NOW I KNOW WHAT EMD LOOKS LIKE! BWAHAHAHA

Please, like you should be talking, Mr. Hollister Shirt, Noob Pants, and Noob Glasses.

=P. Oh! And now we all know that you come onto guys, (see my sig).